7/27 bat sila may boyfriend ako wala?

matagal ko na yang tanong sa sarili ko ee. 
Am I panget? boplaks? mazungit? or just .. you know. napag iwanan ng panahon?..

well, kilala ko naman ang sarili ko. Sa math at spelling lang naman ako bobo. panget? ugh average lang. hihi Pero bat ganon naman kasi im 17 na never to experience padin ng love and relationship.. Pero back in my 3rd yr highschool day nag ka 1st bf ako non 1week lang. parang trial and error.

Then 2nd bf when i was 1st yr college.. Small, dark and nevermind  kung i de’describe ko (hahahahahha) but matalio kasi, parang me calcu sa utak napapa wow ako kaya nun niligawan ako sabe “okey, pabor din sakin to since  engineering course ko at bobo ko sa math” after 1 month nakipag break ako kasi.. wala.. mali lang para sya maging bf ko na attract lang ako kasi magaling sa math hoho.

sooo in the end, until now. Alam kong mali maingget pero why! huhu tagal umarrive ni boyfiee na unahan pa ko ng amasona kong klasmate na hinigop lahat ng muscle ng mga klasmate naming guy at pinunta sa body nya. hahah tapos eto nakakaloka, hanep sa look yung guy. ay ewan. bat sila may boyfirend ako wala?

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i always tell to my sarili wag ka ma hook dyan sa “Ang dalawang Mrs. Real” kasi di healthy panuorin ang dramang yon. nakaka sira ng positive perspective ko towards love and relationship kaso. ayan the face says it all. tutok na tutok AAHHAHAHAH 

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my life plan after graduating is:

  1. get an apartment
  2. find a job
  3. buy a dog
  4. figure out how credit cards work
  5. prepare for the nonstop sex
  6. have nonstop sex
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7/23 FIRST LOVE

Never dies.

Kase shempre sila yung nagbigay sayo ng ideya na “opss! taka lang iba na to" sa usual attraction na nagaganap sa mag ka opposite genders. 
First love holds our early dreams, mga clingy expection tungkol sa love o di kea yung mismong pakiramdam ng inlove.

Sila yung taong ibinigay mo yung lahat ng kaya mong ma’ioffer, pagtapos non may mga bagong bagay kang matutunan.. Pero shempre kahit ano pa man First love; eto yung kapirasong alaala na naiwan sa puso’t isipan ng taong minahal mo-  kapirasong kahit sino pang future bf/gf e di kayang punan non. wala ee! nakatitulo na sa kanila yung ka inosentehan mo.. 
yung paniniwala na may forever sa love. Andyan ang Friendship at sakit, trial and error, Yung first kiss na talagang hirap limutin. PEKSMAN!

Eto yung moment na lahat ng akala mo sa love ay direktang isinampal sa mukha mo na mali lahat yon. walang forever. May manhid. May malandi. Alagaan mo o hindi Bigla silang aalis. lahat yon.. one time big time sininampal sayo. MALI.

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"My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day."
-John Steinbeck (via fables-of-the-reconstruction)

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man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?


this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

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